Whiskey Barrel Stave Sign – “We Don’t Call 911” | Laser Engraved Patriotic Decor
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Whiskey Barrel Stave Sign – “We Don’t Call 911” | Laser Engraved Patriotic Decor
Make a bold statement with this handcrafted Whiskey Barrel Stave Sign featuring the powerful message: "We Don’t Call 911." This rustic piece is laser engraved, hand-painted, lightly burned, and sealed with a protective poly finish for a lasting impression.
Measuring 2.5 inches tall by 21 inches wide, this unique wall décor is crafted from a genuine whiskey barrel stave, giving it an authentic aged look and feel.
🔥 Design Details:
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Left Side: “2nd Amendment”
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Center: “We Don’t Call 911” with two engraved pistols pointing outward
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Right Side: “F*** Around and Find Out” (censored for listing compliance)
Perfect for man caves, home bars, gun enthusiasts, or anyone who values freedom, grit, and unapologetic American pride.
Price: $50
Handmade in the USA 🇺🇸
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